15 Interpromotional WWE Dream Matches We Need To See In 2016

4. Mil Muertes (LU) Vs. Bray Wyatt (WWE)

Pro wrestling is a wonderful thing. Where else could you discuss a hypothetical battle between a Mexican earthquake draugr and a demonically-posessed bayou cultist? Both men are incredibly powerful, and in both cases their brute force is augmented by supernatural means. Wyatt probably has the advantage hand-to-hand; he's a full twelve years younger than Muertes, and much more physically dynamic. On the other hand, Wyatt's powers have only manifested as spooky tea parties and furniture teleportation, while Mil Muertes' literal dead body came back to life on television. This should resemble the classic Undertaker/Foley brawls, with the added wrinkle that these two are backed up by eye-eating swamp hermits and electric skeleton men respectively. There's no way this match should end on a DQ or a count-out. Let's see an all-out war between the Family and the Disciples that sprawls throughout the arena, like Evolution/Shield II turned up to eleven. What Should Happen: Catrina betrays Mil Muertes, coming out barefoot in a careworn sundress to reveal that's she's been Sister Abigail all along.