13. Heres To You, Mrs. Robinson
Met with a birthday party celebration on his return to Monday Night RAW on 2nd May 2011, The Rock (aka The Most Electrifying Man In Entertainment) was hanging out backstage with his old Attitude Era buddy Christian and a whole raft of extras in the form of contemporary undercard performers that he didnt know and didnt care about. Thats when obnoxious heels Vickie Guerrero and Dolph Ziggler showed up with a fake cake for him, that was wheeled aside to reveal eighty-seven year old wrestling icon Mae Young as The Rocks birthday kissogram. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lqr59M4XyRM To teach them a lesson - and remind them that The Rock is unpunkable - TMEMIE laid the smacking lips down upon Young regardless, in the process treating her like a human being that, you know, he actually liked. It was a little late. By then, of course, WWE had already used this genuine, bonafide wrestling legend as a comedy gross-out prop for over a decade.
Jack Morrell
Contributor
Professional writer, punk werewolf and nesting place for starfish. Obsessed with squid, spirals and story. I publish short weird fiction online at desincarne.com, and tweet nonsense under the name Jack The Bodiless. You can follow me all you like, just don't touch my stuff.
See more from
Jack