20 Best Wrestling Insults Ever

13. 'If I Had A Head Like Yours, I'd Have It Circumsized'

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Terry Funk and Mick Foley have had some famous battles over the year, and they were still bringing the intensity as recently as 2006.

In the build up to One Night Stand that year, Foley had turned on Tommy Dreamer and sided with none other then Edge, the man with whom he'd gone through a flaming table with just months prior.

On an episode of RAW, Mick came out to explain his actions only to be interrupted by the Funker. The two would exchange something of a heartfelt conversation that soon broke down, as Foley hit Funk with all the vocal barbs he had, leading Funk to rebuke with an absolute classic line;

'If I had a head like yours, I'd have to get it circumsized'.

Witty yet aggressive all at once.

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