20 Secret Highlights Of WCW That WWE Won't Tell You About

Meng was a mainstay of WCW, but his physical appearance never was. His look was in a constant state of flux. He first showed up as Col. Robert Parker's South Seas Oddjob, then joined the Dungeon of Doom in a papier mâché pig mask. He briefly came to the ring in a cowled cape (BatMeng), then evolved to a skull-and-crossbones mullet look to tag with the Barbarian. With each of these physical transformations, his in-ring prowess increased, culminating in his final form, which I call UltiMeng.

UltiMeng is easily distinguishable by his gold lamé hakama (Haku-ma?) and gargantuan, Andrésque afro. He was also powerful enough to go toe-to-toe with Goldberg, and compete in the hardcore division by absorbing dozens of chair shots without flinching. UltiMeng even transcended WCW itself, participating in the greatest example ever of both the Royal Rumble surprise return and the pizza roll commercial.