3 Ups And 5 Downs From Last Night's WWE NXT (Dec 9)

Ups...

3. The Tomspiracy Lives!

I'm clutching at straws when it comes to positives, but any time the Tomspiracy rears its head on NXT, I will definitely mention it. For those who don't know, many believe that there is an ongoing conspiracy behind the scenes at WWE to make Tom Phillips look a lot smaller than he actually is. It seems that in almost every interview he does, his height fluctuates. Sometimes he stands eye to eye with the 5 foot 8 Neville, other times he's shoulder to shoulder with the 6 foot 2 Heath Slater. Apparently, WWE have been forcing Tom Phillips to crouch in the background of all of his interviews so as not to embarrass the talents, creating this ever-changing stature. They's tryin' to fox us, can't you sees it, they're pullin' the wools over our eyes!!! Was there a coded reference to the Tomspiracy last night? In an interview with Dana and Emma, which was otherwise fairly dreadful (at one point Emma said, "the Emma-lution will be the solution." Urgh), Dana went to pat Tom Phillips on the head so she told him to crouch down to her level. "God, you're tall," she says, almost incredulously, as she walks away. TOMSPIRACY CONFIRMED (It's a slow day for positives, ok. Just go with it)