30 Most INSANE Things Wrestlers Have EVER Said On Live TV
27. Enzo Amore Buries Entire Rosters
In 2017, those within WWE somehow got sick of Enzo Amore before the fans did. An abysmal split between the 'Smacktalker Skywalker' and Big Cass left both marooned in midcard sludge, but Enzo's skills on the microphoned were deemed to be the solution to another self-made problem - "saving" the cruiserweight division.
How, exactly? Buy winning the title despite obvious in-ring shortcomings then killing every character's one-note attributes dead in various town hall promos! The Fed was creatively pinished for years, but 2017, ahead of generating record television rights in 2018, had never made that more apparent.
Some of his best zingers?
To Neville: "You wanna be out on the streets and homeless? You already look like you are".
To Tony Nese: "You got more abs than you do braincells, you schmuck".
To Noam Dar: "Noam Dar? Same goes for you garden gnome, I'll kick you across the lawn".
To Jack Gallagher: "What's up teacup? You dress like a 1930s paperboy".
To Brian Kendrick: "You look like a hobo. You'd make more money sitting outside the arena begging for change than you would stepping in the ring because I got zero dimes for you".
To Mark Andrews: "205 Live has a weight limit, so if I were you I'd start eating salad and running the treadmill. You're not gonna cut it".
To Cedric Alexander: "What is that, a scuba shirt? What are size shirt are you wearing? A schmedium?"
In response, the victims of the verbals equally infamously did...nothing.