4 Ups & 7 Downs From WWE Raw (Nov 16)

6. Lana: Dumbest Victim Ever

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So Lana has officially devolved from the brains (and beauty) in her relationship with Rusev to a wrestler so stupid that she is perpetually trying to win the approval of a woman who has now put her through a table nine times during the past few months.

On Monday, we learned that Lana requested a six-woman tag match forcing her to team up with Nia Jax & Shayna Baszler against Dana Brooke, Mandy Rose & Asuka. Lana wanted to prove that she belongs on the Survivor Series team, but Nia and Shayna told her to stay out of the match because she’d lose it for them. So naturally, Lana tagged herself in and lost the match.

And then Nia put Lana through the announce desk for the ninth time. It’s just utter stupidity that persists. And until we actually see follow-through – Lana winning Survivor Series for her team, or Lana challenging and beating Jax in a tables match at next month’s PPV – we just have to assume Lana is an incompetent idiot.

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Scott is a former journalist and longtime wrestling fan who was smart enough to abandon WCW during the Monday Night Wars the same time as the Radicalz. He fortunately became a fan in time for WrestleMania III and came back as a fan after a long high school hiatus before WM XIV. Monday nights in the Carlson household are reserved for viewing Raw -- for better or worse.