5 Ups & 6 Downs From WWE SmackDown (Dec 10)

4. They’re Stealing Desks

Happy Corbin Madcap Moss Drew McIntyre Sword
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Right, what is this and why should anybody care?

Happy Corbin and Madcap Moss (who has knackered his on screen pal's early potential to be something fun and interesting) nabbed Adam Pearce's office desk after Drew McIntyre stuck his big sword (careful) in it earlier. Here we go again - Jinder Mahal stole "Angela" over on Raw before these dweebs.

In other words, this is a rinse and repeat tale about stealing a babyface's prized possession and then likely getting hammered in minutes as revenge. Nobody wants to see this Happy/Madcap feud vs. McIntyre any longer, surely. Even WWE's writers must realise that this sucks massive balls.

Besides, you're trying to tell this guy that Pearce didn't notice his entire desk getting pushed out of his office? Time to hit up the opticians, Mr. Authority Figure. This was such a ridiculous add-on to the Drew vs. Sheamus match, and it'll eat up even more time in coming weeks.

Greeeeeat.

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