Learning to fall is the first lesson that is taught in the world of pro wrestling. It might not be as fun as applying a figure four or performing a flying headbutt off the top rope, but being able to take those bumps and being able to sell them to a hungry crowd night after night is a must for any athlete looking to lock-up in the squared circle. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGGOGZWbKA0#t=2314 So how about taking a leaf out of Mick Foleys book and start practicing right now? Forget about the dont try this at home nonsense that the WWE are forced to promote, jumping off your roof onto a pile of boxes is exactly what Vinnie Mac is talking about when he tells his workers to grab those brass rings. And if you want to be the next Cactus Jack, how about taking a running leap off your garden wall to deliver a hearty elbow drop onto the concrete? After all, nothing screams hardcore legend more than bruised bones and grazes filled with gravel. This is the kind of training designated to only the bravest weirdos on the WWE roster; the ones who are willing to put their bodies through hell every night; the ones who are willing to do this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hMp65SzyTU
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