9 AEW Stars Who Still Haven't Appeared On TV

2. Luchasaurus

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Hello, the police? Yes I'd like to report a crime please.

If you're solely watching AEW's televised product (as the viewing figures tells us a large chunk are) then you've still never seen nor heard of Luchasaurus, a 6 foot 5, 65 million-year-old dinosaur who walks around like a man and hits as brilliantly as '99-era Kane. The gimmick is a revelation and his burgeoning tag-team friendship with Jungle Boy stole the show at both All Out and Fight For The Fallen.

A hamstring injury has deprived us of his talents on Dynamite thus far, with Marko Stunt replacing him in the tag team to keep the storyline going. This has, naturally, led to 40+ year old internet weirdos complaining that Stunt is too small to realistically compete in a wrestling ring. Presumably, the 65 million year old dinosaur he's replaced carries that real-world credibility they so badly crave.

Bed-wetters aside, the inevitable return of Luchasaurus will generate one of AEW's biggest pops to date.

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