If WWE Was Being Honest About Seth Rollins: Part 2

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“Absolutely I’m satisfied with [the creative process] because I make a point to be satisfied with it,” Rollins told Sports Illustrated last month. “I make a point to contribute my ideas and my thoughts, and if I feel strongly about something the way it should be or the way it should be portrayed, then I will make my voice heard. And look, not everybody gets that leeway.”

Rollins, if he had a problem making a dork of himself last night, clearly didn’t make his voice heard.

“I’m very satisfied with the amount of input I have,” Rollins continued. “Vince McMahon has been doing this 20 years longer than I’ve been alive. So he’s got some ideas and he knows things that I just don’t know that I have to learn.”

Lesson #298: How to make a spectacular prick of yourself on national television!

He looked like a dork on Monday. A while back, he tweeted Baron Corbin, a man with several allies, with a ‘Captain No Friends’ jibe. On Monday, he was also excluded from the Kliq group hug. It seems that everywhere Seth Rollins goes, the theme from ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ plays—and it’s the closest he gets to being funny. Rollins, in becoming the latest John Cena clone, was forced to eat such good sh*t and like it—but is this even a problem specific to the (slain) Beastslayer?

Sparklecrotch, sufferin’ succotash, tater tots, baloney, fudge, and mustard—Vince McMahon is Dr. Frankenstein, and he specialises in making geek atrocities from the body parts of his box office monster. Literally every top babyface since Cena is Cena-adjacent, Cena-lite. Remember when Seth Rollins was the next Stone Cold on the Stomping Grounds go-home RAW lol? You are not allowed to invest, or to believe.

The such good sh*t never flushes.

CONT'D...(3 of 5)

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