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8. Gymnastics (Artistic): Fandango

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I bloody love the gymnastics. It's skillful. It's athletic. It's artistic. In many ways, it's a mirror image of professional wrestling. Without the violence. Usually.

So why Fandango, besides the fact that Neville and Kofi Kingston are occupied in other events?

Artistic gymnastics is more or less a super-athletic form of dancing, and there's no better dancer on WWE's roster than Mr. Dango (and why would there be, really?).

We already know which music he'd select for his routine. That alone may be enough to get the audience on board, and who knows, maybe its infectious quality would be enough to persuade to the judges too, if his dancing...er, I mean, gymnastics, wasn't enough.

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Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, old-school adventure games (they're not dead), and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know). He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.