It's The WWE Olympics!

7. Diving: Sami Zayn

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Neville is a shoe-in for this event too, and if I'm being entirely honest the only reason for selecting Sami Zayn ahead of him is 'variety'. That's not to say the former El Generico wouldn't excel from the top plank. One of his signature moves is a springboard tornado DDT! Have you ever seen an Olympic diver do that before?

The answer is 'no'. Combined with his planchas and suicide dives, Zayn would blow the judges away with his innovative display. Obviously the flat cap would have to, as it's not particularly aerodynamic. And it would fall off.

Plus is looks bloody silly doesn't it. Unlike a diving cap.

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