Predicting WWE SummerSlam 2017's Card

1. John Cena And Randy Orton Vs. The Singh Brothers And The Great Khali

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Randy Orton has lost three PPV matches in a row to Jinder Mahal. That can’t feel good for anyone. Now, with Mahal having moved on from the 'Viper', Randy is left without an opponent for SummerSlam.

However, it’s not Jinder whom Randy needs to get even with, it’s all the goons who have interfered on his behalf. The key point of interest in Randy and Jinder’s matches was not the one-on-one in-ring action, but rather all the nonsense Randy and the Singhs were doing to each other. In addition, Randy only lost the Punjabi Prison match because of Great Khali’s interference. So logically, Randy should try to get his heat back against all three men at SummerSlam.

Who has his back? None other than best frienemy John Cena. Orton and Cena have tagged together numerous times on RAW and other TV shows, but never in a high-profile PPV match. With Cena (in this crystal ball) out of the title picture at the moment, it’s only logical for him to stand up for America and help his old friend and rival Randy Orton defeat the dastardly Singhs and Khali in a 3-on-2 handicap match. It would be a sports entertainment spectacle reminiscent of Hulk Hogan and The Ultimate Warrior taking on the Triangle of Terror of Sgt. Slaughter, Colonel Mustafa, and General Adnan. Only, this time, at least 50 percent of the participants would be more mobile.

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