1. "Life Sucks, And Then You Die!" (2000)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xOcCYCFnrk This isn't just a great promo, this is just simply incredible off-the-cuff oration by an incredible orator and deserves just being listened to without anyone really explaining why it's incredible. Vince McMahon on the brutal truths that guide greed, capitalism and human selection. Just press play. Astoundingly grand.
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