1. Bray Wyatt And The Ballad Of The Ghost Chair
Some people have compared Bray Wyatt to this generation's Undertaker. It's more likely that he'll end up as this generation's Kane. A guy that was mysterious and spooky at first, but then filled his career with one bats**t crazy, awful feud after the next. How far off are we from finding out he also knew Katie Vick? See, I told you he would come. Wyatt said to the mystical, rocking ghost chair in front of him. Some visuals are creepy, like the original Wyatt Family videos. Others, meanwhile, try to be creepy, fail miserably and look quite stupid. This was the latter. Imagine The Undertaker holding a miniature pink tea cup early in his career, and trying to scare The Ultimate Warrior. What exactly was this segment going for anyway? The whole feud is based off of Wyatt taking a screenshot from Roman's public service announcement, and printing off a photo of it on his printer. So hes basically threatening the kid. So whats with the ghost chair? Not to sound too morbid, but theres no other way to interpret it, hes basically saying his daughter is that ghost right? Yeah, something is scary all right, the fact that people are getting paid to write this! Time to kick out.
Andrew Soucek
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