WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week (May 8)

3. Dancing Through the Pain

This has been going on for months. No matter what else happens in the world, good or bad, Goldust and R-Truth continue their games of juvenile homoeroticism in front of millions of people. Now, if it was amusing in any way, then hey, months of this wouldn€™t be a problem. But this sucks. It€™s the Jim Belushi of wrestling skits in living, breathing form.

Unbelievably, WWE is promoting a televised tag team match a week ahead of time, and yet it revolves around GolDango vs. Beautiful Truth. I don€™t even know if that€™s the team name, and I refuse to look it up! I refuse to accept this is still going on!

You know, there are one-dimensional characters in WWE, and then there€™s Tyler Breeze, whose entire schtick is that he looks at himself in his phone. He makes Rick Martel look like the most complex character to have ever appeared in a television show.

In a week where Vince McMahon let go of his all-time favorite comedy character Hornswoggle, he still decides to subject us to two skits of Golden Truth. This new era sucks! Speaking of which

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