WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week (Oct 4)

2. Ashley In HR

Stephanie McMahon thinks you€™re an idiot. She thinks you don€™t work at a job that has an HR department, or that you've just never heard the phrase before. That is why on Raw she informed us that HR stands for human resources. Thanks Steph! Now can you tell me where the company bathroom is next? We needed to know what human resources is, so we could comprehend what they were trying to do with Ashley, the dumbest employee that WWE has ever hired. She has the job despite never watching an episode of Raw or SmackDown, or talking to a single other fellow employee about wrestling. She has no clue that Kane should be in prison for attacking Linda McMahon, for setting Jim Ross on fire, or attempting to murder Paul Bearer on multiple occasions, and once trying to fry Shane McMahon€™s testicles. She was simply charmed by The Big Red Machines' thoughtful critique of Total Divas. So this is all one big joke. It€™s also conveniently stupid. Seth paid someone to put together a video of some of Kane€™s exploits (leaving out the PG-14 and above content), and somehow Kane knew he was going to do this, so he paid someone else to put together a video of his own to counter it. This is all to set up a match that no one wants to see in the first place. Man, WWE sure loves their bad comedy. It€™s a shame that no one else does.
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