When all else fails in professional wrestling, just threaten to take your adversary to court! That shows some serious hustle, loyalty and respect. Remember when The Big Show threatened to sue The Authority? That worked quite well for his character, right? Apparently Hunter is no longer afraid of going to court. Its a bit of a wonder why Cena decided to go along with the script on Raw, as he was the one who brought up the idea of a lawsuit. This only lead to have Hunter mocking how ridiculous that was. No one likes lawsuits, which is why Bruno Sammartino, Hulk Hogan and Steve Austin didnt threaten them on-air. I mean, are the Usos going to take Goldust and Stardust to court for assaulting them after a match? Actually, that would be kind of awesome, especially if they all had to keep their make-up on. Anyway, the point is, having Cena threaten to sue the company wasnt exactly the best way to go about promoting his re-match with Brock. It just served as a distraction, and overly complicated a storyline that didnt need it. Case dismissed.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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