You know what CM Punk? If youre going to act like that, I dont want you back! You may be better than The Miz (which you claimed in your documentary), but Miz never threatened to punch his fans in the face for Tweeting a picture of him and his hot wife. That was what Punk freaked out about on Twitter: people were re-tweeting photos from his wedding. He called them disrespectful and pigs. Shouldn't he want to share the happiest day of his life? This is the same guy who participated in an entire documentary of himself, which allowed millions into his home, has openly showed off his wedding ring in media interviews, and did the ALS challenge with AJ in tow. So hes not exactly trying to hide the fact that theyre married. Does he just not want people to see him in a tux? Or is it him cutting the cake? It was the cake picture, wasnt it? I dont get it. I like cake. Theres dozens of celebrities who have a legitimate beef with having their privacy invaded this past week. Punk has a right to be upset, but hes no longer in wrestling. Instead of actually punching fans in the face like he has before, he has to settle for threatening them from his keyboard. Acting this way doesnt make him a heel anymore, it just makes him a jerk.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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