Damn you Total Divas! Damn you straight to hell, right alongside the second and third seasons of NXT and Katie Vick! Because of that awful, incredibly contrived reality show, the Bellas have split up and its taking up way, way too much TV time on Raw and SmackDown. Apparently the producers on Divas wanted the twins to split up as part of a storyline. So a reality show on another network that draws a fraction of the audience of Raw does is dictating what happens on the flagship show? Well, this week Nikki was given multiple segments to complain about the sister she wished had died in the womb. In these videos, she accused her sister of stealing her boyfriend, stealing her drivers license, and stealing the last turkey sandwich from the fridge. I think that last one happened anyway. So wait, who's side am I supposed to be on? The insurance scammer or the person who doesnt like the insurance scammer? Remember how Daniel Bryan had a mistress a few weeks ago and then it was quickly forgotten? Can we do that with this storyline and just put the twins back together, and then also forget that they were ever professional wrestlers? Please? Time to kick out.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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