Joe Johnston

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Revisionist western fan, lover of the 1990s Lucasarts adventure games and detractor of just about everything else. An insufferable, over-opinionated pillock.

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8 Remasters That Made Video Games WORSE

When "revisiting a beloved property" is a "total cash grab".

8 Big Budget Video Games RUINED By Terrible Graphics

Despite all the money thrown at them, some developers just can't even model a convincing face.

10 MORE Video Game Secrets That Took YEARS To Find

It turns out there's even more to love about Final Fantasy IX.

10 Actors Who Tried Way Too Hard To Be Edgy

In memory of all those times actors tried - and failed - to show their darker side.

10 Things You Didn't Know About Heavy Rain

We unravel some mysteries even deeper than the Origami Killer himself.

8 Video Game Fan Films That Deserve Mainstream Recognition

Considering the talent of these indie gems, Hollywood has a lot to answer for.

8 Video Games That Pushed Petty Feuds

GTA vs True Crime. GTA wins. Flawless victory.

8 Things We're Sure We've Seen In Films (But Actually Haven't)

You don't remember your favourite films anything like as well as you think you do.

20 Things You Didn't Know About Blade Runner

Cautionary tales from the troubled production of a sci-fi legend.

9 Movie Franchises That Literally Do The Same Thing Repeatedly

Mission Impossible's IMF really needs to be more stringent with its hiring policies.