Joe Johnston

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Neo-noir enjoyer, lover of the 1990s Lucasarts adventure games and detractor of just about everything else. An insufferable, over-opinionated pillock.

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8 Video Games That Wasted Genius Ideas

They shot for the moon, but ultimately misfired.

No, We Won't Shut Up About Spec Ops: The Line

There's a reason we bring it up again and again to the point of insanity.

8 Video Games Where The Best Ending Is Impossible

No one got these without a guide.

10 Movies You Constantly Have To Defend Hating

Ready your pitchforks, it's time to slaughter some sacred cows.

10 James Bond Fates Worse Than Death

Death would surely be a favour for these hapless Bond characters.

10 Brilliant Video Games That Surprised Everyone - Commenter Edition

Another round of unexpected digital pleasures - this time chosen by you.

10 Video Games That KNEW You'd Try To Cheat - Commenter Edition

Act like a cheating scumbag, get treated like a cheating scumbag, according to these titles.

20 Things You Didn't Know About The Good, The Bad And The Ugly

A fistful of facts about one of the greatest westerns in cinema history.