Joe Johnston

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Neo-noir enjoyer, lover of the 1990s Lucasarts adventure games and detractor of just about everything else. An insufferable, over-opinionated pillock.

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10 Movies You Constantly Have To Defend Hating

Ready your pitchforks, it's time to slaughter some sacred cows.

10 James Bond Fates Worse Than Death

Death would surely be a favour for these hapless Bond characters.

10 Brilliant Video Games That Surprised Everyone - Commenter Edition

Another round of unexpected digital pleasures - this time chosen by you.

10 Video Games That KNEW You'd Try To Cheat - Commenter Edition

Act like a cheating scumbag, get treated like a cheating scumbag, according to these titles.

20 Things You Didn't Know About The Good, The Bad And The Ugly

A fistful of facts about one of the greatest westerns in cinema history.

10 Video Game DLCs That Burned Their Fanbase

Parted with hard-earned money for a game? According to publishers, that's simply not enough.

8 Sci-Fi Movies That Re-Used Props From Other Movies

Is there proof of a Star Wars/Dr. Who shared universe?!

8 Remasters That Made Video Games WORSE

When "revisiting a beloved property" is a "total cash grab".

8 Big Budget Video Games RUINED By Terrible Graphics

Despite all the money thrown at them, some developers just can't even model a convincing face.

10 MORE Video Game Secrets That Took YEARS To Find

It turns out there's even more to love about Final Fantasy IX.