10 Lines From Comics Too Weird To Be True

3. "If I Wanted A Human To Touch Me... I’d Call Posh Spice!"

Joker Boner
Marvel Comics

Where other lines tend to be more offensively strange, this stroke of writing genius is just pure, distilled weirdness.

While it makes sense that Skrulls have learnt Earth culture, the idea of them having extensive pop culture knowledge is the most bizarre fact to come out of a comic maybe ever. More importantly, it implies that the Skrulls are at least fans of Posh Spice – which means not only do they know about girl bands, but they also really enjoy them.

While the writers categorically didn’t mean to invent an alternate universe where their evil alien race are huge fans of the Spice Girls, it’s also maybe the single best accident of comic history.

 
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