Skateman only ever got one comic book issue, and that's because he's a superhero called Skateman
. If you've ever held back from trying to come up with a superhero of your own and are worried that you'll just embarrass yourself in an attempt to be creative, you needn't worry: you'll never do worse than this guy. A former Vietnam vet and martial artists of sorts, Skateman would take to the streets at night and unleash hell upon unsuspecting criminals who probably just assumed he was "some stupid punk." His costume was primarily made up of a scarf that he wrapped around his face. Apparently Skateman was willing to put just about as much effort in as the writer who created him.