10 Superheroes You DON'T Want Saving You
8. Sixpack
Section 8 is a superhero squad that patrol the Irish section of Gotham City. The team normally serve as comic relief since each member seems incapable of stopping crimes or saving civilians.
Not only are they negligent, most of their powers are unhelpful, non-sensical, or dangerous. The Defenestrator has the ability to throw people through windows, Dogwelder fuses dogs to criminals, Shakes has the power of stuttering, and Jean de Baton-Baton has the power of Frenchness. (Reminder - these are actual superheroes who appeared in a real comic.)
The one member of Section 8 that really stands out is the leader, Sixpack, who has the power to be violently drunk. This besotted super spends most of his nights getting hammered, starting a fight with anyone who looks at him funny before vomiting and wetting himself. Sixpack regularly rambles about his wild adventures battling vampires and aliens but these are hallucinations he experienced while he was drunk out of his mind.
If you're in desperate need of a hero to come to your aid, only call Sixpack if you don't mind being puked on.