10 Things You Didn't Know About Thanos

4. His Brother Is A Human-Looking Douchebag Sex Offender

Thanos might be a megalomaniac mass-murderer with a thirst for power and obsession with death, but even he must be ashamed of his brother because, frankly, he makes Thanos look ridiculous. Starfox, as he is known (also known as Eros of Titan) is a bit of a douchebag and, for want of a better and more appropriate term, he's a little bit... well... rapey. He spends most of his time looking for women and, given that his main superpower is a pheromone that makes people feel pleasure and makes them attracted to him, this often ends in morally deficient success on that front. He also has superhuman physical attributes, as well as the ability to fly and near immortality, but the fact is his main power is essentially the ability to trick women into bed.
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