10 Things Marvel Wants You To Forget About Wolverine
7. He Maybe Slept With A Teenager
Wolverine is known for his numerous tragic romances, like his unrequited love for Jean Grey and his flings with both Mystique and Silver Fox. On the flipside of that is the implication that he slept with an underage girl.
In Wolverine #8, Logan's mind is possessed by a demon (not for the first time) and Emma Frost is sent in to save him. Wandering through the corridors of his subconscious, Emma finds a room marked "sexual fantasies". Echoing the thoughts of everyone reading the comic, she says "I'm going to regret this" and enters.
And right there, nestled between scantily clad versions of X-Men villains and Jessica Jones (apparently Logan has a thing for other people's wives) is Squirrel Girl, bushy tail and all.
As a throwaway joke it's pretty creepy and things only get worse from there. As part of the New Avengers, Wolverine later met Squirrel Girl face-to-face. The two already knew each other and with dialogue like "I thought we agreed never to see each other again" and "you look amazing" it's pretty clear how.
The problem though, comes when logic sets in. In Squirrel Girl's first appearance she was 15 years old and she's only just recently celebrated her 20th birthday. For Wolverine to have dated her at some point would put him on some pretty damn questionable legal grounds.