10 Weird Alternate Versions Of Spider-Man

2. Turkish Spider-Man

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An important thing you need to know about the Turkish film industry is that they don't give anything even closely resembling a damn about copyright.

3 Dev Adam is a completely unauthorised film in which Turkish Captain America and Mexican Luchador El Santo (also Turkish in this) team up to fight an evil version of Spider-Man who's costume was designed by someone who only half-remembered what he looked like from a dream they had once.

Also Captain America's girlfriend Julia is there.

The heroes manage to catch Spider-Man and Captain America strangles him to death (just like he doesn't do in comics). However, then it's revealed that he was only one of four Spider-Men. Cap and Santo then spend the rest of the film finding and unheroically murdering the others.

The film ends with Captain America seeing a fifth Spider-Man. That turns out to just be a child in a mask though so he has to suppress his near-insatiable bloodlust.

To be fair to them, Spider-Man does also kill a whole bunch of people over the course of the film.

It also needs to be pointed out that the only powers the Spider-Men have in this are being slightly overweight and owning a gun.

It's an amazing film.

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