11 WTF Moments From The Suicide Squad

10. Team Building (Suicide Squad v2 #1)

Fast forward to the new 52 Suicide Squad reboot and the above team are being put through horrendous torture, except for Black Spider is kind of just lying on the ground and hoping that it finishes soon so that he can go home and read Whatculture articles. Naturally, Harley takes this all in stride, telling her torturer, €˜You think you€™re scary. But mister, I€™ve seen scary. And you ain€™t got his smile€™, referencing the time she used to date Gary Busey. At least the torturers had the common sense to put down some newspaper, as blood stains are more stubborn than a mule with a head made out of bricks and its hooves over its ears, going €˜La-la-la-la-la-la-la-I€™m-not-listening!€™. Despite all the graphic violence taking place, the actual torture itself is not why this is a WTF worthy moment. It€™s the reason why the Squad members are being tortured. It€™s all some sort of f*cked up team building exercise for the new employees so Amanda Waller will see if they spill the beans about the Squad and herself when they€™re captured. And you thought doing the Human Spring was ridiculous. How does Waller reward those who didn€™t snitch? She immediately drops them out of a plan on route to their mission.
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