4. Hoppy the Marvel Bunny vs. Beppo the Super-Monkey
Hoppy the Marvel Bunny is a spin-off of Captain Marvel. He lives in Funny Animalville (I'm not kidding), and one day after he utters the word 'Shazam!', he transforms into Marvel Bunny, the rabbit version of Captain Marvel. Like the original, Marvel Bunny can harness the power of lightening, has super strength, speed, etc. He has beef with Captain Black Bunny, who comes from the Earth's core and has an army of terrifying... wait for it...
imps. Meanwhile, Beppo the Super-Monkey hitched a ride with Baby Kal-El to earth, and soon ditched the kid to wreak havoc in the jungle with his Kryptonic superpowers. Tiring of this, 'The Simian of Steel' soon went to join baby Clark in Smallville. He was believed to have been lost in space after getting spooked by a prank involving fireworks, but for a brief time he joined Kypto and Streaky in the Legion of Super Pets.
Who Wins: Beppo. Beppo has way more 'tude than Hoppy. Hoppy's fighting imps in Funny Animalville whilst Beppo is wrestling anacondas in the jungle, for crying out loud. And two more things going for Beppo - firstly, he seems to be vaguely sociopathic. I mean, in Smallville he would let Clark take the blame for his vandalism. He pinned his crimes on a
baby, man, that's some Keyser Soze-style coldness right there. Secondly, although Beppo and Hoppy have both been unceremoniously discarded by DC, at least Beppo got
referenced on
The Colbert Report in 2007.