As Soon As He Returned From His Travels
After He Fell Down A Cave As A Child
When A Bat Crashes Through His Mansion Window One Night
After A Trip To Watch The Mask Of Zorro With His Parents
Resident movie guy at WhatCulture who used to be Comics Editor. Thinks John Carpenter is the best. Likes Hellboy a lot. Can usually be found talking about Dad Movies on his Twitter at @EwanRuinsThings.
