8. Army of Darkness
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bj563ViG7Qg We now move towards an insult that's not nearly as offensive, though just as hilarious in its own way. Sam Raimi's Evil Dead films certainly had a knack for their daft one-liners, and the third film, though not as good as the first two, had this iconic zinger that's been endlessly quoted to death the world over: "Well hello Mister Fancypants. I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things right now: Jack and s***...and Jack left town." Above all else, it's further proof that Bruce Campbell needs more work, though this immortal zinger is just begging to be whipped out in offices the world over when another employee gets out of line.
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