7. Cruel Intentions Kiss - Not Another Teen Movie (2001)
Not Another Teen Movie doesn't really get the respect it deserves, it actually is quite funny. The film, of course, spoofs many of your favorite (and not so favorite) teen films of the 80s and '90s, including; Can't Hardly Wait, Pretty in Pink, She's All That, Bring It On, American Pie, Varsity Blues The Breakfast Club and Cruel Intentions. One of the most memorable scenes was also the most disgusting it had to offer: an excessively wet kiss between Catherine (played by Mia Kirshner), a high school girl, and Sadie (played by Beverly Polcyn), an elderly woman who is trying to go undercover as a high school student. Understand, Sadie has never been kissed (spoofing, Drew Barrymore in Never Been Kissed) and Catherine, being the sexually proficient girl that she is (spoofing Sarah Michelle Gellar in Cruel Intentions), takes it upon herself to teach Sadie the fine art of sucking tongue. What follows is the most disgusting moment ever put to film. A Serbian Film and The Human Centipede put together have nothing on this!
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