11 Lame Post-Credits Scenes Everyone Regrets Waiting For

4. Beezel - Movie 43 (2013)

The Scene: Just when you thought the pain was over, it's time for another skit in this wretched, off-kilter comedy, this scene in fact being written and directed by James "Guardians of the Galaxy" Gunn no less. "Beezel" follows Amy (Elizabeth Banks) and her boyfriend Anson (Josh Duhamel) as she worries that his titular pet, a cartoon cat, is putting a wedge in between their relationship. It transpires, of course, that Beezel is in love with Anson and hates Amy, leading to numerous grotesque scenes involving cartoon animal self-abuse, urination and so on, eventually managing to turn Anson against Amy, leading to her being stabbed to death by a group of local children. Yes, really. How Long You Waited: 2 minutes, 25 seconds. Why Everyone Regrets Staying For It: Alright, so this one technically isn't right at the end of the credits, but it comes after a significant amount of them have played, and is so infamously vile that it earns a spot on this list nevertheless. Let's face it, though, if you knew beforehand that this credits scene lasted almost 7 minutes, you'd have left straight away. You were probably expecting another short gag, but got more soul-crushing, interminable nonsense. Plus, it's disturbing enough that if you watched it at night, you're probably going to struggle to sleep for a while. Nightmare fuel for sure. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ya3SikkpRCc
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