Harlan Ellison once dedicated a book to Jim Wynorski, the great cinematic auteur who gave the world such cultural treasures as The Hills Have Thighs and House On Hooter Hill. Hes up to his usual tricks in Sorority House Massacre II, a movie thats only interested in cheesecake shots. Massacre I was your typical 80s slasher movie with screaming damsels in distress, a synthesizer score and lots of power tools, so Massacre II is more of the same, only played for laughs. After moving into the sorority house from the first film, 5 girls use a Ouija board to contact the dead killer (why not?), who knocks them off one by one while they attempt to slip into something more comfortable. There may have been better horror movies made, claims Joe Bob Briggs, but not with this many women in their underwear. Put it this way: if Melissa Moore (36C-26-36) and former Page 3 girl Robyn Harris (34C-24-34) were cast for their measurements, Wynorski got his moneys worth and then some.
Ian Watson is the author of 'Midnight Movie Madness', a 600+ page guide to "bad" movies from 'Reefer Madness' to 'Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead.'
