15 Hilariously Awful SyFy Original Movies
4. Anonymous Rex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8xJJvZtNswThis is yet another cheesy dinosaur movie, although in this case, it's pretty much guaranteed you've seen nothing like it before. This one is about a pair of private investigators who just so happen to also be a Velociraptor and a Triceratops. Yes, really.
It takes place in a world where the dinosaurs actually faked their extinction and live to this day disguised as humans. You have to give the movie credit for its creativity. They eventually discover a cult lead by a dinosaur who wants all the other dinosaurs to stop living disguised as humans and reveal themselves.
The main character, Vincent, often narrates to the audience like a typical detective story, except in this case it's a freaking Velociraptor just casually explaining things to you. It's like the most whacked out Law & Order episode ever that you have to constantly convince yourself isn't a weird dream, and by the end it's still unclear.
Once again the dinosaur effects look cheap and terrible but it doesn't even matter because that's not what you tune in for. This one isn't really that cheesy, but it's worth checking out just to see how ridiculously seriously they can take this insane premise.