15 Hilariously Awful SyFy Original Movies

12. Piranhaconda

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcDaxyLfrNk

Getting into the increasingly popular territory of SyFy movies that combine two animals, Piranhaconda is all about a genetically modified piranha/anaconda hybrid. What could go wrong? 

The whole thing takes place on a Hawaiian island, where it just so happens that a film shoot is happening at the exact same time as two Piranhacondas are angrily searching for a stolen egg. As if the Piranhaconda thing wasn't enough, there's also a whole kidnapping storyline to complicate matters. 

The ending is just a giant, hilarious middle finger to the audience, although it's not like many people would probably be invested enough to really care. Jack and Rose (yes, those are their names) defeat the creatures and decide to go out on a date, and as they begin to kiss and the music swells, a third Piranhaconda comes out of nowhere and eats them. Cut to credits.

The special effects in this one are actually slightly better than some other SyFy movies, probably because snakes are a little easier to make look convincing than something like a T-Rex. And if you're looking for your fill of horrifyingly bad acting and dialogue, Piranhaconda won't leave you disappointed. 

 
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