3. You're Forever Bursting Into Rocky Horror Songs Spontaneously
At home, at work, at the gym: you never know when the Hot Patootie, Bless My Soul! bug is gonna burst into your head.
Urge to dance; imminent.
2. When A Date Tells You They Don't Like Rocky Horror
First question you should ask on a date - "Do you like Rocky Horror?" If the answer is no, you're gonna have a bad time. In fact, it's probably safe to leave the restaurant there and then. As Richard O'Brien put it: "It's a guaranteed party", and who doesn't love to party?
1. Returning To Real Life After Seeing A Rocky Horror Show Is The Worst Thing Ever
Hands up if you'd leave your job to tour with the Rocky Horror Picture Show? Damn right you would. After all, who wants to leave a world where all you must do to not "dream it, be it" is swim around in knickers and garters? What else makes a true Rocky Horror Picture Show fan? Feel free to shower us with your thoughts in the comments below!
