20 Hilarious Amazon Reviews Of 2015’s Biggest Movies

11. Fifty Shades Of Grey

A beautifully eloquent description of everything that was wrong with Fifty Shades Of Grey, examining both the dichotomy of sexy expectations and mainstream commercial appeal and the inevitably frustrating results. Who'd have thought the phrase "half a chub" could be part of something so nuanced? Notable mention also to the disgruntled viewer who bafflingly suggested the film catered to the "Mutton dressed as Spam" brigade. Whatever the hell that means.