6. When Tony Stark Did That Sh*t With The Tank

Or as it's better known: we can't imagine anyone better-suited to play Iron Man (get it? "suited"?)
Fanboy Soundbite: "A lot of people objected to the casting of Robert Downey Jr., an arrogant, alcoholic, creative genius, as Tony Stark - also an arrogant, alcohol, creative genius. You get where I'm going with this..."
5. When We Found Out Bruce Wayne Was Still Alive

Or as it's better known: oh, so Joseph Gordon-Levitt is Batman now?
Fanboy Soundbite: "The likelihood of Bruce Wayne, as one of the world's most famous people, being able to appear in public like this after his death is absurd. Thus, this sequence can only exist as the sum of Alfred's dream. Goodbye."
4. When Wolverine Postponed His X-Men Career

Or as it's better known: I can't believe we got a freakin' Hugh Jackman cameo
Fanboy Soundbite: "What the heck? I wasn't expecting that at all! Were you? I mean, I know they said there might be a cameo, but this... this is just... how did they get
this? Oh, man - pass me my inhaler, I'm freaking out here."