20 Terrible 2014 Movies That Should Never Have Happened
8. A Haunted House 2
Rotten Tomatoes Score: 8% To its credit, at least A Haunted House 2 is a consistent follow-up to what came before: it's crude, stupid, lame even for the low standards of spoofs, and once again wastes likeable lead Marlon Wayans on material totally beneath him. This sequel takes on relatively recent horror movies like the Paranormal Activity series, Sinister, The Conjuring, The Possession and Insidious: Chapter 2, but frankly it already feels too late to be mocking some of these films, many of which aren't particularly good targets in the first place. Numerous articles on this site have referenced the movie's infamous scene in which Wayans' character has sex with Abigail, the movie's version of the Annabelle doll, and it's this very scene which pushes A Haunted House 2 over the edge to become decisively worse than the original.
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