8 Summer Movies That The Asylum Should Have Knocked Off

4. Süberman

SubermanCast: Carrot Top, Gary Busey, Leelee Sobieski Plot: Mark Klimpt (Top), a young boy growing up in Montana, begins to discover he has extraordinary powers, like being strong enough to tip over any cow, and seeing through people's undies. His father, Jom (Busey), then explains to him that Mark is actually an alien from the planet Clippon. Just then, a Sharknado hits their small town, and fearing that the world isn't ready to know that Mark is an alien, Jom lets one of the sharks in the 'nado eat him. Mark then dons a magenta cape and takes on the mantle of Süberman, and has to stop the villainous General Todd (also played by Gary Busey) from turning the world into New Clippon and killing sassy reporter Sally Sassmouth (Sobieski).
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