10 Anti-Piracy Measures In Video Games That Were Total Genius

6. Serious Sam 3 – Invincible Scorpion

Witcher 2 anti piracy
Devolver Digital

Serious Sam is a manly man who does manly things. As long as he's armed for the occasion, nothing can stop the sledgehammer-wielding warrior from kicking hide and dropping one liners like grenades.

Except a big, pink scorpion.

A flamboyant-looking mutant will stalk Sam for the rest of his days. Painted a bright pink, you can't miss this freaky thing...and you can't stop it. Bullets, rockets, b*tch-slaps, harsh language – they're all ineffective. After all, it's invincible.

Why pink? Well, since most of the enemies are a putrid green or are bathed in blood and giblets, anyone playing with suspiciously bright and colourful enemies would be caught out.

Resistance is futile, pirates. Justice is at hand, in the form of a bright-coloured monster running around like it was part of a Satanic Benny Hill credits sequence.

Contributor
Contributor

Jake "The Voice" Parr - voice actor, mastermind of The Cyber Den on Siren FM, game reviewer, and classy chap.