10 Anti-Piracy Measures In Video Games That Were Total Genius

3. Crysis Warhead – Poultry Bullets

Just when you thought you were scot-free and ready to plug 'n' pray until all the baddies topple over like a house of cards, suddenly, you realize those aren't bullets flying out of your guns. Nope, they've been replaced with chickens, likely stolen from a certain son of a shepherd..

Your superior officers may shun you for this, but it's likely that The Colonel will be happy.

They don't fly around and peck people to death, or even poo on them to seriously damage their morale, because that would actually give the conniving crooks a chance. No, the poultry delivers absolutely no damage to the enemy whatsoever. Even they've mixed up their ammo boxes with their lunch boxes, now everyone just looks silly.

Every tried beating a combat-centric video game before as a pacifist? It's not an easy task, and in Warhead, it's pretty much next-to-impossible. Try all you want, it's just not worth playing a game with a useless, impractical arsenal.

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Jake "The Voice" Parr - voice actor, mastermind of The Cyber Den on Siren FM, game reviewer, and classy chap.