7. Shower Of Blood
The Movie: One of the greatest breast based gore movies of all time, Shower of Blood, follows the adventure of four hammered drunk, puke happy, college co-eds on a mission to drink themselves into a liver cirrhosis at the blond chick's uncle's creepy ass mansion in the woods without warning him that they're coming by. Well, turns out he's a vampire that his lived for hundreds of years, which apparently her dad never told her about. What a dick. Things get great about ten minutes in to this instant classic when the writers start thinking of any excuse they can to have the overly endowed actresses take their clothes off. They don't work all that hard at it. Surprise, surprise. Where it Gets Awful: Well, this one is weird. The worse it gets, the better it gets. I've actually got a theory on this one. See, the further on the movie goes, the more it descends into crappy horror movie oblivion with no chance of ever escaping. Well, that's fine and good, but the sound editor was clearly not interested in this. About half way through, the sound FX kick into high gear, as you're randomly treated to the walls whispering, "nice ass" to the actresses, who don't react at all. Shortly after your ears have the pleasure of hearing a vaudeville piano act as a vampire melts, and no less than 2 solid minutes of a Kung-Fu movie fight scene audio being dubbed over the actual audio of the film. The Game: Oh man, this one has survival horror written all over it. The creepy manse in the forest. The weirdly sexual tension between the niece and the uncle. The breasts! You put those together, add a few puzzles, make the walls whisper "nice ass" at you from time to time, and you've got the first humor/survival/horror/softcore porn video game ever made.