8. Bloodz vs Wolvez
The Movie: I don't know what the budget of Bloodz vs Wolvez was, but I can tell you this much; after the producer saw this, he or she probably really regretted not buying that laser tag set they had their eye on at Toys 'R' Us. This chilling tail of street savvy werewolf/gang bangers versus the mover and shaker socialite/vampires couldn't have cost more than a the price of a decent hair cut. First, contrary to popular mythology, it turns out that mutating into a werewolf involves all of two things: 1) wearing REALLY fake plastic teeth, and 2) putting a yellow filter over the camera lens. That's it. Second, it turns out that super rich vampires who run all of society and have lived since the rise of ancient Egypt live in two bedroom apartments with no furniture and no decor. I'm gonna be honest here. I can't really remember much of the plot, but I do remember that it was so bad that it wasn't even worth Googling. Something to do with vampires wanting to tear down the werewolves' crappy inner city abandoned building home. Truly riveting stuff.
Where it Gets Awful: This movie never got awful. It started awful and got uncanny. The opening scene is, I swear, "werewolvez" standing on a sidewalk howling at people who clearly had not agreed to be in their travesty of a film. It culminates in the big fight scene, in which 5 guys tug at each others sleeves until one of them hits a woman. BAM! That's cinema!
The Game: OK, we've got a crap premise, tragic execution, poor acting, and no real reason to make a game out of this. EXCEPT, I've always wanted to play an RTS that broke all the rules of RTS. What do I mean by that? Well, think about it. You make an RTS that involves an element of stealth. You can't rightly go around announcing to the city of wherever the hell they were that you're in the middle of some supernatural turf war. Seriously, if you did the cops would stomp both terribly underpowered involved parties into oblivion. So, the two teams have to build their bases in secret by buying furniture-less apartment (or just moving into abandoned buildings). And while you'll need to take the enemy out, you have to make sure it doesn't happen in public. Doing so would obviously incur the wrath of passing Girl Scouts, whom would kill you senseless in a fight. Hell, I'd play that game on Facebook.