10 Best Mass Effect Squadmates

8. Samara

Samara

Sometimes, there is nothing more fascinating than someone with a code. Samara was an Asari Justicar, a group of badasses who work in the field of absolute justice. She swears fealty to only what is good and right, no matter how many Volus she has to tease to get there. Samara is reliable, sturdy, and remarkably bad at producing offspring. All of her children turned into terrifying she-beasts who suck the very life force out of their victims by seducing them with their curves, a trait which has left me weary of all womenfolk I have come across since. I enjoy my life-force being where it is, sexy Asari ladies.
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