8. Onimusha 2 - Evil Golden Statue
Man alive: I hated Onimusha 2. Its everything I loathe about the fixed camera menace, but thats beside the point. The reason that this next boss was such a disappointment was because the lead up to the battle, you came across notes and transcripts about the evil, malevolent Golden Statue, leading you to believe that this battle will be one for the books. But if this battle was one for the books, it would have been written by Stephenie Meyer. You spend a ridiculous amount of time firing magic, shimmying from side to side dodging its poor, predicable attacks only to chip away the smallest bit of health. Honestly, this boss takes forever and I was so bloody glad to get it out the way. I know its not the most in-depth description of the encounter, but Jesus Christ it was mind-numbing and I fear if I talk about it for too long my brain will squeeze out of ears and find another host.