1. Snake Beater- Metal Gear Solid 2- Sons of Liberty
Objective: Get caught by Otacon stimulating yourself. And for number one we return to the warped mind of Hideo Kojima. This one requires a bit of exposition; during the opening Tanker act of Metal Gear Solid 2 you may come across a room with multiple lockers. Inside one of them is a poster of an Asian supermodel. If you lock yourself into that locker and stare at the poster long enough in first person, Otacon will codec you and accuse the legendary Solid Snake of rubbing one out. Oh Kojima, you are brilliant, perverted, twisted, genius. I cannot wait to see his trophy list for The Phantom Pain. List your favorites, agree, or disagree in the comments below!
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