10 Cringeworthy Video Game Scenes That Made You Feel Dirty

1. Dead Or Alive: Xtreme Beach Volleyball. All Of It. And The Sequel.

The main Dead Or Alive games are poorly maligned as they happen to be some of the finest fighting games ever made, full of interesting characters, wondrously deep and rewarding gameplay and some of the best fighting mechanics ever put into a game. However, when you mention to any gamer "Dead Or Alive" they all, instinctively, think of the breasts. Yes, DoA is the series where ALL of the female characters are impossibly stacked in the chest area and have physics defying wobbles with even the slightest movement. It has been the main selling point for the series ever since the second game's debut on the PS2 and the resulting popularity spawned this insipid game. DoA:XBV takes the girls from the main game, deposits them on a sunny island and makes sure the only clothing in any reasonable radius consists of skimpy bikinis. The "plot" of the game has the girls brought to the island on the promise that the next DoA tournament is going to take place there, only for there to be no tournament at all, so the girls decide to make the best of it and have a two week holiday. While on the island, you can make them play bouncy games of volleyball, have them shop for sexier outfits or even engage in photo-mode, where you can choose your favourite impossibly-proportioned piece of jailbait and have them pose for you to take photos of them from any angle you choose. Seriously. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MSQcolaSjU
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